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Im just reporting what I saw. Please dont ask for restaurant names, I will not disclose the information. Thanks.
 

This one was noticed at the end of the meal. Not a big deal and it happens. At least it wasn't oilier or curlier, and for the ladies, won't even require a second look, c'mon tell me it isn't the first time you've seen hair on my pickle.

Suggestion - Bring a razor
 

This one isn't so bad, the refrigerator was on too cold. I ask the waitress for a replacement and she gladly complied.

Suggestion - frozen beans != cold farts
 

This is probably one of the grossest pictures I've seen. Submitted by one of the agents and noticed during his dinner. Our agent is so hardcore, he removed the worm and ate the rest of the food around it. I am gagging right now...blllaaahh. I'm not an Entomologist but it looks like a mealworm or caterpillar.

Suggestion - If you're starving in the jungle and need a quick meal, mealworm is OK in my book but if it's on my plate unannounced....ffff****ccckk thhhaaat, I will pass.
 

A lovely hairstylist submitted this photo from a restaurant on the peninsula. She says this restaurant will hang what looks like pork to air dry cook or whatever bacteria collecting slices of meat curtains to serve to unsuspecting customers. I've tried investigating on 2 different occasions and haven't seen the hanging meat but on my last visit, I saw fried chicken sitting on a tray right above the mopping pail.

Suggestion - Don't order strips of pork somewhere in the vacinity of a Walgreens.
 

We sat down at the table near a window and Terry pointed out this friendly critter scaling the walls minding his own business. I take my pictures and by the time the waitress comes over, we point it out to her. She grabs my napkins, leans over our table and squashes the bug, walks over to the kitchen to toss the napkin away, comes back with new napkins without washing her hands by the way, and says "Ready to order?". Stunned by her lyrical voice, we placed our orders, eat our food, and hours later I have soup ass.

Suggestion - If you see bugs before ordering, don't be brave like us, we're pro's. Just leave and find another restaurant. Let's pause and take a moment for our buggy friend.
 
Since when have they started serving black thin noodles? I know it's not my hair, mine is short and I wear a hair net when I eat. I'll be honest, I placed it to the side and kept eating.

Suggestion - If you're hungry continue eating, if it's curly, thick, and oily, I'd suggest to stop eating. Go to the bathroom, wash your hands, place index finger on the back of tongue, and let loose.
 
Halfway through my lunch I went for a sip and it looks like a fly did the death backflip into my water? How the heck did this happened? I know it's not the restaurant's fault as the glass was clean when they handed it to me.

Suggestion - look before you drink and I think the fly is doing the backstroke.
 
I was picking cookies at the bakery and saw this diamond in the rough. Its kinda hard to see but its either normal or pubic hair. Either way, cookies shouldnt grow hair.

Suggestion - If you are going to serve hair cookies, give them a haircut.
 
This place was extremely filthy so it was no surprise to see rat poop all over the place. I couldnt decide what was worse, the trails of rat poop under the tables or me eating my meal after seeing these lovely shiny black tic tacs. Well at least Im not alone, there was a line out the door for this restaurant.

Suggestion - Dont look under the table at dirty restaurants.
 
This isnt specific to this restaurant cause it could happen anywhere. The waiter was bringing us dessert and he didnt notice the bad cut on his hand, he was bleeding everywhere. Dropped the plate off and left a blood stain. Once we brought the blood to their attention, they quickly removed it and gave our entire meal for free. There was no discussion with the manager or waiter, just a $0.00 on the bill.

Suggestion - None
 
Found this in the bathroom before I ate my meal. This restaurant has no shame in hiding their bug spray. They must have had 2-3 different cans probably trying to find the one that does the best job. You'll also notice this place already used half a case!!

Suggestion - hide from customers.
 
The picture looks normal for something that would be found outside but yes...this picture cleary shows a fly trap indoors. There were about 6 of them in the restaurant with dozens of flies stuck to them. Pretty gross...I can just imagine the fly particles falling on top of your head and food.

Suggestion - If you're going to leave the front door open, use a screen door.
 
Does the health department allow fly traps in restaurants? This restaurant was horrible....not only did we see the fly traps in the corner but we watched a guy mop the floor, go straight to the kitchen without washing his hands (the bathroom was out of soap), and prepare raw food! I would never go back to this place.

Suggestion - buy soap, wash your hands, and hide the fly traps.
 
I thought it would be a good idea to sit next to the window. My back is facing the window so I turn around to this lovely view of dead bugs, leaves, and dirt. Yes, I have some sort of OCD with cleanliness but how hard is it to vacuum or clean? I wonder what the kitchen looks like? I dont want to know.

Suggestion - You should serve your food outdoors. People expect to see bugs and leaves outside.
 
This one is plain out butt nasty. Terry noticed the fly on his 2nd drink, sooo gross, he drank fly juice...haha. Im glad he caught that one before I tasted mine. Called the waitress over, she was horrified, and wanted to bring us a new batch of soup. We passed on that, soup is probably from the same source!!

Suggestion - Inspect your food before you eat it.
 
This is from the same place from above!! Not very appealing to see fruit stickers still attached to your food. I didnt get a picture but they also had dirty cauliflower. This is just plain lazy. No luck for Terry.

Suggestion - Wash the damm food.
 
You guys wont have to worry about this one unless you eat in Chinatown Vancouver. That chum looking dish was located behind the cash register. It was f*cking foul, I couldnt tell if it was chicken blood or dog sh*t.

Suggestion - If you see something like this, walk out before you order.
 
From the same Chinese restaurant in Vancouver, while ordering my food to go, I noticed something was moving on the floor. Apparently roaches are free to roam around freely grazing on the leftovers. I had already placed my order so it was a bit late for me to cancel. I walked out of there and handed my meal to a homeless person.

Suggestion - Dont look at the ground in dirty restaurants.
 
This one wasnt too bad but its still pretty gross. It was a tiny gnat in the soy sauce. I dont know how the hell the gnat was able to make it through the small opening? Maybe it was in the refill container? Either way, Im sure this bug died of a sodium overdose.

Suggestion - Watch what you pour.
 
This one is minor, it appeared to be either toothpaste or a foamy cleaner. Maybe even shaving cream? At least it wasnt on the food but still very unappealing when your dining at an expensive restaurant.

Suggestion - Say no to foam.